Official gear of Team Hott

we look better than you.
all of you...

who a pimp?

dis a pimp.

Sexx Appeal

i'm already better than you.
so,
when i put these on
you simply cease to exist.

Angry Midgets

Prince Says ''The Internet is Completely Over''
...hence i will soon delete this blog....
what is not over:
1. jumpsuits
2. bedazzling
3. midgetry
4. foolish statements

Klose delivers....

After many complaints about Adidas' new "Jabulani" ball, FIFA decided to switch to a round object with a truer more predictable flight path for the elimination rounds. Following much deliberation they decided upon Winston Churchill's surprisingly well preserved head. England was pleased with the decision thinking its presence would inspire their players. This feeling held until German striker Miroslav Klose rocketed Churchill's resilient noggin' past David James in the 20th minute to open the scoring. Germany netted the former prime minister's head thrice more to end the day with a 4-1 victory over the English.

South Africa...

it's World Cup time fools.
ze Germans are coming.

winning personified.

we are champions of the world...
you cannot stop us.
others have failed and so will you.