Sunday, June 27, 2010

Klose delivers....

After many complaints about Adidas' new "Jabulani" ball, FIFA decided to switch to a round object with a truer more predictable flight path for the elimination rounds. Following much deliberation they decided upon Winston Churchill's surprisingly well preserved head. England was pleased with the decision thinking its presence would inspire their players. This feeling held until German striker Miroslav Klose rocketed Churchill's resilient noggin' past David James in the 20th minute to open the scoring. Germany netted the former prime minister's head thrice more to end the day with a 4-1 victory over the English.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

South Africa...


it's World Cup time fools.
ze Germans are coming.


Friday, June 11, 2010

winning personified.


we are champions of the world...
you cannot stop us.
others have failed and so will you.