Klose delivers....

After many complaints about Adidas' new "Jabulani" ball, FIFA decided to switch to a round object with a truer more predictable flight path for the elimination rounds. Following much deliberation they decided upon Winston Churchill's surprisingly well preserved head. England was pleased with the decision thinking its presence would inspire their players. This feeling held until German striker Miroslav Klose rocketed Churchill's resilient noggin' past David James in the 20th minute to open the scoring. Germany netted the former prime minister's head thrice more to end the day with a 4-1 victory over the English.

South Africa...

it's World Cup time fools.
ze Germans are coming.

winning personified.

we are champions of the world...
you cannot stop us.
others have failed and so will you.

comcastic = orgasmic

watching playoff hockey on my own tv....a day years in the making.

trevor dean the goal scoring machine.

some men just have "it"...
...you cannot get "it"...
...one must be born with "it".

it has recently come to my attention....

...that life is all about the chainsaw bayonet.

my snowboard is the alpha male of sleds.

you can't handle me!
so please don't try.