nether-regions shuffle.

this is my new goal scoring celebration.

New Poll!!!

take notice of the new poll. vote early and often whore-bangers!

simply having a super crappy christmastime.

this year i really enjoy the krampus concept since i am drawn to make people feel as miserable as i do. if you aren't up on the krampus concept, here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

oprah begs sid for mercy......he politely refuses.

sid and the penguins path of destruction is so vast that oprah has been brought to tears.
suck it oprah.

this chick has it all.

balls...

..boobs..

..charisma.

father mexico......

...he can hop my border anytime.

we hard yo.

Official gear of Team Hott

we look better than you.
all of you...

who a pimp?

dis a pimp.

Sexx Appeal

i'm already better than you.
so,
when i put these on
you simply cease to exist.

Angry Midgets

Prince Says ''The Internet is Completely Over''
...hence i will soon delete this blog....
what is not over:
1. jumpsuits
2. bedazzling
3. midgetry
4. foolish statements

Klose delivers....

After many complaints about Adidas' new "Jabulani" ball, FIFA decided to switch to a round object with a truer more predictable flight path for the elimination rounds. Following much deliberation they decided upon Winston Churchill's surprisingly well preserved head. England was pleased with the decision thinking its presence would inspire their players. This feeling held until German striker Miroslav Klose rocketed Churchill's resilient noggin' past David James in the 20th minute to open the scoring. Germany netted the former prime minister's head thrice more to end the day with a 4-1 victory over the English.

South Africa...

it's World Cup time fools.
ze Germans are coming.

winning personified.

we are champions of the world...
you cannot stop us.
others have failed and so will you.

comcastic = orgasmic

watching playoff hockey on my own tv....a day years in the making.

trevor dean the goal scoring machine.

some men just have "it"...
...you cannot get "it"...
...one must be born with "it".

it has recently come to my attention....

...that life is all about the chainsaw bayonet.

my snowboard is the alpha male of sleds.

you can't handle me!
so please don't try.

nike good vs. evil. circa 1996

this commercial makes me feel good......just as it did when i was 14.